King Shnotty says he can guarantee a population explosion in Tasmania. Not only that but it won’t be necessary to go through parliament, he’s a neoLib, he’ll decree it. Like all the rest of his guarantees we can be “assured that its the best deal they’re ever gonna get!”. The kings prayers be with us.

Says he’s, going to force any new humanitarian refugees, au pairs or for that matter, economic refugees to transport themselves down there. Well, its been done before.

Now, another idea I’ve had, which is as good as his – after all we’re all just ordinary Aussies .. us people on the ground, just the same as those that have found a way to get themselves elected; honesty aside. What about getting all those ‘Work for the Dole’ recalcitrants down into the wilds of Tassie? That way the good young hardworking migrants can keep picking fruit and mowing hay up in the tropics & when they get sick – Pistol Pete’ll deport em. Or, what about legislating that all the Gnomads can only nomad about in Tassie? Be a captive work-force. Could take a leaf out of Miss Mandy’s chocolate box and make it illegal for all the sick old men to have a Men’s Shed anywhere else? Though I’d imagine that last one may not quite make the grade – sick old bastards would start dying like flies … Hmm, maybe it would .. save the government squillions.

.. just in: the king’s miffed because the publically paid opposition leader has made information of interest to the publics future – Public. He don’t get no choice, he’s signed up to the Fitzgerald Principles!

Jeez, kids, get me elected king – my myndes a racing!

“Let me gaze in your eyes while I find paradise ..” – Willy McTell.