Here we are again, into another year of this wonderful 21st Century. In Australia were going to be crowning another King – lord god almighty let’s hope its not the same one .. or at least let’s pray that its not another one from the same clique as our last three Kings have come from.

Let’s bring back some integrity into our rulers. Lets make them answerable to us … Hell, let’s make Australia a democracy, let’s make it a self determining Republic. Let’s not allow fear to rule us. Let’s wake up and sing.

So, what do we get this year? Pistol Petes going to fill us with lies – god bless him he doesn’t know another way – he’s already rehashing all the old excuses for his deposition of the past two kings; not his fault he says, the Kings were weak. Says they had too much humanity for this evil, evil world .. too left wing. Too compassionate, too democratic. Too steeped in old values .. its hard to believe him when he says Tough Tonys got too much compassion and humanity, but then, he’s a champeen of the Rule by Fear of Law is young Pistol Pete, our Dirty Dutton. His year to be king?

Maybe – at least he’s not going to be praying for us. He’s not going to be able to use ‘the kids’ as an adequate excuse for his Fascist desires .. he lives off the back of them, and chains other’s kids away with their criminal Dads and brothers on Pacific atolls … For our own good of course. To show the world the true Aussie values .. to show the world the spirit of Australia. I dont think Dirty Dutton’s going to be king this year.

Do we get a Queen? Ms Bishop? As if we dont have enough Queens already … That’s a dangerous proposition for Pete and Tony and Christ, not to mention our water diviner Barney the Dunce and his Nationalists. Those stilettos of her’s are sharp and her nails – like her memory – are long .. and me thinks she has stolen enough dough to get her through already. Princess Bishop will take her sinicure.

Christ? Mmm .. he’s still battling away with his definition of corruption and with just who it is that is allowed to be corrupt … And when. Christ will stay with Pistol Pete on the side of a rule by fear and narrow and secretive redefinitions of true Aussie values. Christ’s a generational welfare recipient, a professional representative, and has therefore, a dilemma. And Christ’s values? Should we say, he values gold above all else .. does Christ Porter … His values are those of by whom he’s led.

That leaves the crusader King – Aussie Shnot. Well, let’s face it, he knows about sinking boats …

“The state has a duty to remember only when public opinion thinks to remind it of that duty – a confounding frivolity.”