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Bowel Shakin’ & Bone Crunching.

Bowel Shakin’ & Bone Crunching.

A funny thing happened on the way to my church yesterday. Im an evening church attender .. the darkness that surrounds me matches the message better. Also, of course, there’s not much point going to the Palace of Kings until you’re well and truly in the mood. And 8 hours of Rugby League Advertising sure does put you there. So listening still to Old Suicide .. this young lady came on the air to talk about respect. She had an…

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Every Time You Feel that Stain

Every Time You Feel that Stain

Its about balancing quality and quantity … Life. Here I’m talking about something said to me about a little old lady in palliative care – my mother. My mother’s 82 and yes, I suppose at that stage, life may be about the balancing of quality with quantity. But what if one is say, 55 years old? Is it as easy to balance quality with quantity? Who says just what is the quantity that must be balanced with quality? Who is…

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One More Suicide Sunday

One More Suicide Sunday

Sunday morning always seems to be the darkest day of the week regardless of the weather. You’ve spent all Saturday trying to avoid, or rather do away with, the disgrace of the week before .. and they give you a Sunday. All the good people dressing up in their finest to head off to church to listen to the emptiness of false hope in order to have the fortitude to beam with self deceit for another week in living hell….

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Candle Power

Candle Power

So, were worried about separating kids from their mums and dads now … a couple a days after we all got together and had another day of false apologies. We are a shameful lot. Hollow Men (& women!) … … And we secretly bring a few kids here into our pure and noble country from our penal resort out in the Pacific .. jumping our pristine shores to keep Pistol Pete happy. Why? So they aren’t subjected to prosecution for…

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A Government Obnoxious.

A Government Obnoxious.

Well here I go again, pissing into the wind while it cries Mary to me – Clare Mary (not her real name of course). I am busy, all boxed up, kangaroos waiting to be shot in the corn. But my, hasnt Suicide Radio been fun the past coupla days? Have you ever noticed how much King Shnot – in his publicity shots – looks like Benito Mussolini? Do you think he tries for this look? I’m deciding whether I am…

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When will the Good Apples fall ..

When will the Good Apples fall ..

Gladys B. sees eye to eye with Shnotty & Pistol Pete. ‘Shut it down! Shut it down forever! ..’ . Thats the way, ban everything you dont understand or that just may be considered a progressive liberating experience. Shnotty says, ‘ No bullying, no intimidation in the Federal neoLibs. Not up here in the my Holy House anyway’. By the time his fools step up to collect their cheques, well, ‘ all the bullyings been done & dusted by then’,…

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Let them eat Carrots.

Let them eat Carrots.

Scotty, I hear, is close to God. Which is excellent for Australia! He’s helping us ” to work longer … If that’s what they (we) choose to do!” He’s close to God. He’s generously offered not to ‘increase’ the obligatory term of a life’s work. But, he’s giving all the old sick and injured Australians carrots to peel – make it look like they’re doing something important, for the boys back at the club. S’pose he’d better get on with…

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The Olde Gin Joint

The Olde Gin Joint

.. listening to the afternoon kiwi, another thing about winning – raffles. Some old chick tellin’ us about when she won a 44 gallon drum of petrol .. Bowlo raffle. She was under-aged that night and didnt drive anyway. She took the cash. $18! Those were the days … Oops, Qlds taken a right downhill, seems Anna Ps given Mad Bob’s Boys a smack – for speaking their minds freely – I dont see where she gets this right. The…

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Bubbles ..

Bubbles ..

Ahh, I moved, RN. Suicide repeats. The new approved ABC .. no one there, employees cost money. Miss Mandy’s discussing trade – the trade in ideas! She doesn’t have many herself these days. She never really did, she was a senator for libertarianism under Little Johnny. Today also she says, ‘ .. if you don’t envy someone with more, a better position in society than you, then there is something wrong with you.’ !? I think that was her thought…

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