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Welfare as Warfare

Welfare as Warfare

King Shnotty says he can guarantee a population explosion in Tasmania. Not only that but it won’t be necessary to go through parliament, he’s a neoLib, he’ll decree it. Like all the rest of his guarantees we can be “assured that its the best deal they’re ever gonna get!”. The kings prayers be with us. Says he’s, going to force any new humanitarian refugees, au pairs or for that matter, economic refugees to transport themselves down there. Well, its been…

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The Puffed Up Man.

The Puffed Up Man.

“They’re just using their numbers to play politics.” Ahh, to use a standard phrase of Miss Mandy’s, ..’ well hello, durr!’ … Ain’t that the name of the game these days? How is it we can accept this sort of ignorance from these neo-liberal cretins? No wonder our children are so heartless, so disinterested in what’s going on in the world. This claptrap is the neoLibs answer to the fact that a parliamentary ethics committee ‘apparently’ made up of Greens…

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The Age of Grace

The Age of Grace

Shnotty’s doing a Royal Commission into Aged-Care .. tosser that he is. Says we’d better steel ourselves for some pretty disturbing findings particularly about non-compliance. Damned sure we will – non-compliance of his government with the wishes of the people for one. Says he needs to find out if he can afford old people – says we can’t, but is finding that old people dont seem to want to comply with his vision of the future. Surely he must realise…

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Trust

Trust

Trust me! A new directive from Obfuscotty. Says, No Questions on anything that the public ‘thinks’ they need to know. Thinking you need to know and actually needing to know are not the same .. trust me, he says! Trust me, I’m in charge now, Pistol Pete’s an angel & no one has ever said the neoLibs were a democratic party .. trust me. He appears to believe we should trust him. Why? I havent looked, has he signed the…

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Unionise Australia!

Unionise Australia!

 “You did what? What! .. hang on .. you did what, dug a hole and put the cat in it? In the hole ..our cat? You burried the cat?. “It was dead dad ..”. Here you wonder where to go? Do you check the hole? Do you ask how the cat died? Or nod and walk away .. ? Another busy day. Brains exploding. Reading Lycurgus & Godwin .. refereeing birds, suicide radio tells me some other group of fools…

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Pistol Pete’s Prerogatives

Pistol Pete’s Prerogatives

“Is it decent, can it be just that these prerogatives should be exercised by any power less than the supreme or be decided by any authority but that which most adequately represents the voice of a nation? This principle ought, beyond question, to be extended universally. There can be no just reason for excluding the national representative from the exercise of any function, the exercise of which, on the part of the society, is in any case necessary. The functions…

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Nice finger, Scotty! Thats tellin em ..

Nice finger, Scotty! Thats tellin em ..

‘ … She tore their boats to splinters but she gave them dreams to dream.’ – Democracy, from Woodie Guthrie’s ‘Roll on Columbia’ Well, knucklehead has appointed Tough Tony as indiginous envoy. Christ, lord almighty .. I’ve spent a bit of time talking with the indiginous and I’ll tell ya, there isn’t a person more detested and distrusted by the indiginous than Tough Tony. This isnt something Ive just discovered (nor is it a fact that Scotty and the boys…

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Ive Got a Bike You can Ride it if You Like ..

Ive Got a Bike You can Ride it if You Like ..

Great we have been given a new chief thief. Don’t throw out those old dictionaries .. Scotty’s a language guru, can make nonsense out of anything that make sense. He was ‘elected’ our leader. Elected with a very slim majority by a minority within a minority. Thats how we, Australia, get our gifted leaders … By a default. No options. Thank god the English didnt have to come down here again! Safe pair of hands they say. Yep .. as…

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Got his Gold Card .. he’s off!

Got his Gold Card .. he’s off!

Ahh MalCon… He’s a ramblin’ man – again, as usual. Very worried that Pistol Pete just may not be eligible? … Not good. Blessed Section 44! Conduct Unbecoming of an Australian, or something. Living off the proceeds of our childrens future. Mmmm, childcare in a system that pays people to have children. Yes its dodgy. Neo-liberalism run rife. Dutton says he’s good. Allowed to. The law. Not as though he’s on the dole, or in the police force or a…

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Take off their heads .. take off their heads!

Take off their heads .. take off their heads!

A small thing that irked me today, a royalist head was raised! This should really be a part of suicide radio but it goes to show the fine lines we can blur with regards to responsibilities these says. I heard a political commentator, when asked about the likely hood of MalCon calling an early election – say next week – answer that he .. and he chuckled here, ‘.. thought the Governor General might have something to say about that!…

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