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Twas Even a Thicker Band of Thieves Gather’d.

Twas Even a Thicker Band of Thieves Gather’d.

Awfully crowded in the right armpit of God these days, ain’t it any wonder our King sits on the left. Tough Tony’s party sure sounded like a hoot last night … Ah, to have been another blowfly on the wall. Reports are that Tough Tony’s thanked the King for ensuring, through the use of miracles, that his government goes down in history as the most progressive, and economical, the most procedurally thick bunch of bangers since Little Johnny waded in…

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An Education Fit for Kings.

An Education Fit for Kings.

Ah ha! I see His Disgrace has published his reading wishes .. hope its not mandatory reading. Anyway he says that Bible History is on top of his list. I’m assuming that he’s yet to read any .. because I’m not so sure he’s going to like what he finds. Though, its been fudged up for a few centuries already, no matter, a bit more fudging can never go astray. Eh King? Nudge nudge wink wink. I doubt whether he’s…

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“You Earned It, You Worked Hard .. its Not Welfare.”

“You Earned It, You Worked Hard .. its Not Welfare.”

I see the World’s told the King that he’s missed the point. What a joke, as if we here in the Lucky Country couldn’t have told them that without a great big convention. How on earth do we here let him get away with it? We should turf the idiot out. Its one thing having such an ignorant and hypocritical little man lording it over us here at home, but for us to allow him to get up in front…

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A Few Wild Swings.

A Few Wild Swings.

Not to be seen nor wished to be heard? With reference to a well writ article – in another tome of Social Conscience – Independent Australia – on the King’s wisdom with regard to limitless futures and his bent take on science and technology, dribble-down and progress. And bringing in the inevitable relation of said bents on the health of his proud and brave nation. … And his Ministers Fighting Fund for Ignorant Personal Interests – the NDIS and its…

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Farce, the Hypocrisy of Society’s Values.

Farce, the Hypocrisy of Society’s Values.

Everywhere we hear about Australia’s mental health issues. You turn the radio on late at night and there’s always someone yapping on about how much we’ve improved our attitudes or how one can get help with their mental health – for a cost, of course. The cost mainly being that one must conform to the methods and the ideals of such and such charitable organisation that’s offering the aid and receiving cash from the government. We have a government who…

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Robes and Furr’d Gowns.

Robes and Furr’d Gowns.

“Through tattered clothes small vices do appear; Robes and furred gowns hide all.” – Shakespeare’s King Lear. Prime minister Scott Morrison says his government has no plans … while talking up national employment figures, declaring “how good are jobs”. “Not bad I’d imagine, if ya can scam one that ya get 500+ K a year for, bully other people and ruin a beautiful country with .. eh, eh .. wink wink nudge nudge, eh, King.” The comments come as one of his backbenchers warn…

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Undersubscribed in Australia.

Undersubscribed in Australia.

I read the other day that the so called NDIS is undersubscribed. In other words, that the government can syphon money out of it. One of the reasons given – by the government, of course – is that us untermenchen are refusing to have invasive surgeries. I’m not so sure that refusing is the right word. In the first place, and as one who knows, the waiting list for these so called invasive surgeries are endlessly long. Its easier and…

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An Interesting Exercise.

An Interesting Exercise.

The King gives me much to think about on dark damp days … Could I say, he provokes much thought? His recent utterances regarding progress and the change he has in store for our futures sent me scurrying for my dictionaries .. those old hard copy things us fools carry about. Has he finally spoke some truth? Well, who am I to say, I think my education is rather broader than his .. no wonder he seeks to stifle our…

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Zen & the Art of War Import

Zen & the Art of War Import

I see that Pistol Pete’s retreating into what he calls Zen Meditation in an effort to clear his conscience and relax after all the heavy hitting he’s compelled to do to keep the rest of us safe and free. I’m not sure that he’s either in need of a clear conscience, or that this meditation will help clear it for him … What I’d suggest is 10 days in the Vipassana Retreat up at old Mt Boyce. The girls there…

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An Easter Message for Our King.

An Easter Message for Our King.

The Kings been praying for us again – lord I do wish he wouldn’t do that, its disgracefully demeaning. This is where the King’s got this all wrong, he believes in Hell. Hell on earth .. which is where its always been. Fascists need Hell, don’t matter that the Pope prayed it out of existence, the neoLibNats prey it right back in for our benefit. Both heaven and hell are earth bound concepts. “I believe in a fair go for…

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