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Cleared! No Evidence Furphy Taylor Did Wrong .. says Pistol Pete.

Cleared! No Evidence Furphy Taylor Did Wrong .. says Pistol Pete.

Furphy Tayor’s been cleared! Thats right, Pistol Pete’s cops say there’s no point in investigating just where he got the forged docs from, or in fact, even bothering to find out if there may be some dirty little squad of parliamentary secretaries, lying lefties or, perhaps, even a king’s butler or two, shimmying about and falsifying public information. This must be a welcome relief for Furphy … rather tiresome having to keep one’s hands up above the table for all…

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When Do as Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law, or, On the Infallibility of LNP Ministers.

When Do as Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law, or, On the Infallibility of LNP Ministers.

“If I must not trust the conclusions of reason relative to the intrinsic value of things, why trust to your reasons in favour of the benefit of being deceived? If I must reject the dictates of reason in one point, there can be no possible cause why I should adopt them in another.” – William Godwin. They didn’t sign up for any code of conduct standard, Mr Bowen. They’re the King’s ministers and as Pistol Pete says, ministers rule by…

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Want Drone Free Skies? Buy a Catapult.

Want Drone Free Skies? Buy a Catapult.

“No wisdom greater than an elected MP!” So says the King … Bridg, being an MP, has operated in the highest of all interests – her own. Her own being of course, the interests of her party … which is after all what really matters. The King says that MPs, politicians, are so very much better at judging just who it is that public money should be doled out to than any democratically misguided panel of supposed experts. These ‘experts’…

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New Furphies in the Making. Or, the Power of the Science of Enquiry.

New Furphies in the Making. Or, the Power of the Science of Enquiry.

Well I’m not going to wade through all the latest guff of Furphy Tayor’s. Standard Australian Government Claptrap … Lies and poor maths … Taking us all as fools and sweeping the muck back under the crowns on the alter. … Though I should mention that it’s us who pay to keep the muck under the crowns! What I will say, is that far from being proud to have such an ignorant and draconian crowd of thieves for a government,…

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Star Chamber Moving Toward Perfection.

Star Chamber Moving Toward Perfection.

Damned leaks. Well I’d suppose that thats what leaks are for … To show us where the weaknesses are in the System. No leaks; strong system! Small matter, this time we found out that our Gov was trying a fellow citizen somewhere in secret, for something that is a secret. Don’t s’pose there was a jury? Chosen in secret from a secret pool … ? Ah, the joys of Demockracy – we’ll get there yet! With all this secrecy, I’m…

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A Preamble …

A Preamble …

One of the more despicable things about the King’s government is its abuse if process … Its true, the process i talk about are ones of convention; processes that we as democratically minded Aussies have become accustomed to and not processes with constitutional protections. But, as in Willing Don’s US of A, we didn’t, and don’t, expect that a small group of unscrupulous men will ‘get themselves elected’ in order to be ‘allowed an opinion’ and with the express purpose…

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Hark! Thy Herald’s Angel has Sung.

Hark! Thy Herald’s Angel has Sung.

Well, they’re of on their hols – still getting paid of course – and they’ve left us a little Chrissy present. The privatisation of a few more of supposedly public services. Don’t they hate services that benefit the public! You’ve got to admit the King knows his subjects well. Announce another small infringement of democracy and scuttle off for a few months on the public payroll. We’ll have all forgotten about it by then – too busy enjoying ourselves and…

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Constitutionally Speaking …

Constitutionally Speaking …

When to do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law … Depending of course, on just who thou art, or as was many times said, the law being an ass often has a King’s head stuck up its arse. So now we have the King informing the House that breaking the law, when appropriate, is in fact a duty; the constitutional law that says, ‘that a minister of the King may not meddle in the law’. Phew,…

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O What a Night; an Aside.

O What a Night; an Aside.

They’re caught in bit of a spot here – the King’s Criminals, you could say that they’re electioneering with a quiver of poisoned arrows … They need to turn the screws on the social conscience of the free thinking and democratically inclined people of Australia. And, they need to do it fast and they need to get those of us entangled in the miasma of neoliberalism to cast our votes for the King’s version of Law, and those votes must…

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An Open Letter to the White King’s Blacks – Eat Your Cake!

An Open Letter to the White King’s Blacks – Eat Your Cake!

Well may you say, we don’t care whether its Constitutional or not! Well, constitutional, unfortunately it is; what its not, is guaranteed nor fair to other Aussies. Yes yes, I hear the shrieks of “Fair! Fair! YOU haven’t been fair to US!” Yes, but that was in the past and while parliamentary deceit and its methods haven’t changed, by now they damned well should have … because the rest of us have! A sop. And what’s more, a worthless sop….

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