The King’s been out at the Cricket spreading his corruptions … Lord, can’t we just keep him at the Rugby League? I see he’s made us a gift of 40 nurses out of the money him and his men have stolen from us and hoarded away over the previous couple of years. He says that he can afford to do this because we’ve been good and paid our taxes .. because him and his thieves have invested their dosh in…
All the talk about getting kids back into a love and a desire to play Test Cricket … Talk wont do it. What they mean is how do they get the crowds back to the long game? How do you teach kids to build innings or to learn the nous to take wickets when you’re being belted all around the neighbourhood? I hear that today in Junior Cricket – and in Australia, juniors I’m told, don’t play red ball cricket…
I see that we’re robbing funds from the NDIS for drought relief. Thought Barney the Dunce had all that sorted … Cormann said the NDIS was currently undersubscribed but “if demand was higher in the future, the budget would accommodate that in the same way as we do for all our demand driven programs”. Confusing lot of nonsense as usual. Matty the Mop says it’s no problem. Not as many disabled people as he was told there were, that’s the…