“He would like to come & argue it out. Fuck that! I’m a monomaniac. Me no argue.” – Henry Miller. Here we go again. These men our king’s about to parade around in condemnation were sent there by the King to do a job. The job being to kill other men. The fact that we should never have had anything to do with policing in a far off land, I s’pose, will somehow slide but that’s the criminal act. We…
Once again we see the deceit and the moral corruption of those men who would be our kings – our representatives secure under the constitution of parliament. Those men (and yes dear ladies, you too) who have found a way to ‘get themselves elected’ in the immortal words of his Mendaciousness, Pistol Pete Dutton. Once again we have the king’s men tripping about among the primroses in an attempt to define corruption. Would that we could be subjected to their…
An Integrity Commission or perhaps a definition of corruption from the Kings Lawyer? Not bloody likely. Integrity, King, is what you get when we believe that we can trust you – or even if you just tell the truth. And corruption, Mr Porter, is all the things that you do. The obfuscations, the anti democratic processes, the inhumanity you urge us to show to our fellow man in order that OUR children can have a respectable future. The discretion permitted…
“Well,” he said, “its good for all of us. The King’s mob are gonna keep givin’ us lots of free money … ” He’s a toothless old Queenslander rattling around on the margins of existence, ablaze in a marooooons jumper and today he’s all up in arms about Princess Popular’s corruptions and the great benefit the King’s been to old fashioned Aussie ideals. One more reason that us over 55s shouldn’t be able to vote on the plans for the…
If there’s one thing that screams out loud to us Lucky Countrymen – NEW CONSTITUTION NOW! – its the King’s abuse of Parliament. Again, His Disgrace, King Coal, Snotty Morrison, spurts forth utter lies in his attempt to coerce the kiddies into his brand of demockracy. No no, I’m not talking about the rubbish about our Unions preventing medicine from reaching the paupers – that in itself is mere idiocy – I’m talking about his use of the corruption of…
A week ago, in the middle of our constitution’s birthday – 120 years of bliss – which he of course didn’t see fit to celebrate* the king was rolling out the pork down at Eden. At a woodchip mill, in a land of apples. There’s a by-election coming up so he’s makin’ promises and manufacturing a miracle or two. Well, one young cub reporter dared to ask him if he was in fact ‘barreling the pork’ along with the apples….
“Preceptors of the nation. Do you really think you are fulfilling an educational task if you command history to stop in its course and return to its old condition.” – Walter Goetz, 1924. Of course, most of you couldn’t give a shit – except perhaps when you’re out at the school bbq or when you’re chucking a dinner party for enlightened souls, but, us out here in the margins care an awful lot. I hear that the Left has been…
He talks about freedoms but not rights and he says that we deserve an early mark (which of course is his to give) … Though, we don’t actually get the early mark we deserve unless, unless we download his tracking app! His National Board says we must do this. His National Board, my lord. Have we corporatized our demockracy already? And, he talks of a magical thing called a commonwealth which it is unlikely that a man such as our…
Furphy Tayor’s been cleared! Thats right, Pistol Pete’s cops say there’s no point in investigating just where he got the forged docs from, or in fact, even bothering to find out if there may be some dirty little squad of parliamentary secretaries, lying lefties or, perhaps, even a king’s butler or two, shimmying about and falsifying public information. This must be a welcome relief for Furphy … rather tiresome having to keep one’s hands up above the table for all…
“If I must not trust the conclusions of reason relative to the intrinsic value of things, why trust to your reasons in favour of the benefit of being deceived? If I must reject the dictates of reason in one point, there can be no possible cause why I should adopt them in another.” – William Godwin. They didn’t sign up for any code of conduct standard, Mr Bowen. They’re the King’s ministers and as Pistol Pete says, ministers rule by…