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The Antipodes, or, Reformation with the Heeles Upward*

The Antipodes, or, Reformation with the Heeles Upward*

The King’s government’s finally going to get rid of the expense of deciding just who is and who can or can’t be an Australian. ‘Bout time too, it was never any of their business anyway. I do so hope Pistol Pete and Mousy Coleman are going to retain their oversight of it all though, waste of time if they don’t? Perhaps they’re going to be appointed envoys to National Socialisation- there’s a shit load of dosh in envoying – just…

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Tub-Preachers Overturn’d.

Tub-Preachers Overturn’d.

Just so much corruption. I mean, so much overt corruption. They corrupt the English language, they corrupt not only democratic process but parliamentary process and they corrupt the contract they have with us … And all anyone out here in the backblocks seems to do is to talk … chatter. We’ve got our King’s lawyer – who 11 months ago was desperately attempting to get his head around our definition of his corruption (Remember? Back then, it was the most…

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Funneling Us All into Bright Light.

Funneling Us All into Bright Light.

Can’t possibly imagine what its like to see Old Joh Mumbles turned into a hero of the Lost Tribes. To see the the ‘Party of the People’ praying away at the shrines of the neoLibNats. To see those little gnomes suddenly gushing out of their darkened homes. “Nothing is to be gained by submission to base oppressors; they flatter, and fawn, and coax, like crocodiles, for no other purpose, than to allure their victims to a more certain destruction.” –…

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Seducing the Intellectuals.

Seducing the Intellectuals.

“A man can do you no greater injustice than tell lies. For in a political system based on speeches, how can it be safely administered if the speeches are not true?” – Demosthenes. Well here comes that slope they’ve been warning us about, ‘senior’ neoLibNats say it’s time to get serious and protect our democracy by gaolling and starving young dissenters … Of course, The Greens have seized on this suggestion, slamming it as undemocratic and “entirely inappropriate,” Young Bob…

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“You Earned It, You Worked Hard .. its Not Welfare.”

“You Earned It, You Worked Hard .. its Not Welfare.”

I see the World’s told the King that he’s missed the point. What a joke, as if we here in the Lucky Country couldn’t have told them that without a great big convention. How on earth do we here let him get away with it? We should turf the idiot out. Its one thing having such an ignorant and hypocritical little man lording it over us here at home, but for us to allow him to get up in front…

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A Few Wild Swings.

A Few Wild Swings.

Not to be seen nor wished to be heard? With reference to a well writ article – in another tome of Social Conscience – Independent Australia – on the King’s wisdom with regard to limitless futures and his bent take on science and technology, dribble-down and progress. And bringing in the inevitable relation of said bents on the health of his proud and brave nation. … And his Ministers Fighting Fund for Ignorant Personal Interests – the NDIS and its…

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As Hapless as if the Sky had Hit the Earth.

As Hapless as if the Sky had Hit the Earth.

Ive been thinking about the King’s glorious embrace of Willing Don and I can’t help wondering, just what it is of ours that he’s been giving away. I wouldn’t have thought that Our Don’s great State would have much to offer us in Oz these days … Nuclear Missile Bases perhaps, I s’pose they’d be handy to keep the Chinese, the Indonesians and the Kiwi’s at bay – though I can’t imagine that that would be a good enough deal…

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She Tore their Boats to Splinters but She Gave Them Dreams to Dream.

She Tore their Boats to Splinters but She Gave Them Dreams to Dream.

“There are about two dozen people who have the judgment, the depth, the scale of knowledge, who have got the wit, and the sensibility to come forward and say ‘Look I’m going to run this yarn whether you like it or not. Let’s talk about whether it can be done safely.’ ” – Mike Pezzullo, Pistol Pete’s confidence man in the Department of Fear. To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt, one of the rather despicable things about governments of oppression is their…

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Ghost Busting, a Definition.

Ghost Busting, a Definition.

The Young Liberals – a union, GetUp – a union, I.W.W – a union, AMA – a union, CFMEU – a union, Those united against the oppression of Centrelink’s RoboCops – a union, Wind n Sewage Boadriders – a union, IAFDF – a union, LNP – a union, ALP – a union, Pistol Pete’s Secret Thieves Club – a union. So, what is that His Disgrace’s ruling clique – a union – objects to in people with shared interests combining…

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Inside the Minds of Wanton Deceit, or, the Miracles of Outcome Theory.

Inside the Minds of Wanton Deceit, or, the Miracles of Outcome Theory.

Science is not correct, the King’s Men say. It’s partisan, all hog wash. The King’s Country Men say their children are being corrupted by this thing called Science .. say its a communist plot. Its a load of old cowshit and they’ve – the chosen ones – decided they’ve had enough of it to last, at least, for their lifetimes and they’ve now created another expensive and divinely hand picked committee of their experts to pull it all apart for…

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