He’s a mega tosser ain’t he, Our King? Up there in his Big Blue Bus munching on carp, spreadin’ the news .. given us what we want. He’s a listening, he’s a hearing and he’s a doin – gawd help us! What a look. One right tosser.

No wonder the backpackers love im .. an icon, our elected King. King of the Regions. One right tosser. Hope he takes that bus through Dickson .. Pistol Pete can whack a few bullet holes in it.

These are obviously the Australian Values he and his pack of buffoons keep shouting at us about. His idea of tourism is one big legislated rip-off of captive young international tourists. Force them into hostels and make em work for slave labour rates … What was it he said, they can’t take any of it with em when they go. They’re gunna spend it all in the regions. Ha! What the regions leave them with they’re going to spend in the nightclubs of the cities.

Perhaps he can slap a few bars on that Big Blue Bus of his and drive em around the regions from bar to bar – that’s the job for him, a guide for a captive audience.

Speaking of captives, I hear Lather-up Latham’s doing the Deputy Dunce thing for Pauline. Smart move that. Fluid principle in national action .. or reaction. Seems he broke his first promise to her – missed his appointment – went out on the lamb, didn’t show up. No probs said she, everyone misses a few appointments every now and again. Not if they have anything to do with Centrelink they don’t – its a potentially capital offence!

And while I’m not exactly running out of Aussie stupidity … I just couldn’t resist this for the quote of the day from one of Our Don’s supporters in the good old U.S of A …

“I’m not a fan of socialised medicine”

Our king’s with ya Don .. where you lead he will follow.