I see that we’re robbing funds from the NDIS for drought relief. Thought Barney the Dunce had all that sorted …

Cormann said the NDIS was currently undersubscribed but “if demand was higher in the future, the budget would accommodate that in the same way as we do for all our demand driven programs”. Confusing lot of nonsense as usual.

Matty the Mop says it’s no problem. Not as many disabled people as he was told there were, that’s the beauty of having a couple of social misfits like Porter & Tudge doing the math – neo-guard wisdom, ya don’t count the stuff you redefine it .. they’ve already redefined Poverty and Australian and we suddenly have alot less of each. In fact poverty completely disappeared … Give em another go on the white board and the problems of the future completely disappear! MalCon did say that’s why wise people get rich .. or was it rich people get wise? Long time ago that wasn’t it .. it’s dribbling through now.

Speaking of dribbling, havent heard from Tough Tony for a while, must be building up for something big – I take it he’s still operating on his bribe .. sorry, sinicure. Thrilling stuff .. or is it trilling stuff? Im shot!

And speaking of bribes, I see the Victorian neoLibs are offering them in the way of cash giveaways to P-Plate drivers – 300 gold dinariis each to go start a business out in the back-blocks – where they’ll get another backhander in the way of a deduction on their Payroll taxes. $300 should get quite a regional business going out in Echuca, Meeniyan or Spring Hill. Sure does make the future look rosy.

How can the Lefties compete, all they’ve managed to come up with is a few extra billion on the Health System … Not much use in that for a P-Plate voter. Can’t buy booze or bad drugs with a promise of a doctor when you need one when you’re unlikely to need one .. hey? A ruse. Big Jim Maxwell thinks so …

No, I’m kidding. Jim thinks the ruse is in the way Cricket Australia – a not for profit organisation – has sold the One Dayers and T Twentys out from under the feet of us ordinary Aussies, us fans .. and the kids. Gotta watch it on pay for view now! True. A first for history he says. No Jim, not a first, the ARU sold their game out from under our feet a few years ago and look where that got us! Anyway who cares about the T Twenty .. produces bad culture. Tests are what we want. Tests of character and a damned hard ball and a dammed hard fast pitch and, may I say, some damned hard niggle.