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Please Bob, Don’t Dribble on the King’s Imagination.

Please Bob, Don’t Dribble on the King’s Imagination.

How interesting it is that all these ideals of social justice and responsibility have suddenly come together as saviours of the neoliberal nightmare. Socialism, and a steady and open moral compass, to the rescue of gross theft, negligence and the petty protectionism of our societal elite. My, my, who’d a ever thought! Dirty Dutton must be rolling in his au pairs … Poor soul. Of course, deeply at the heart of the matter, this neo profession of social conscience by…

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Cleared! No Evidence Furphy Taylor Did Wrong .. says Pistol Pete.

Cleared! No Evidence Furphy Taylor Did Wrong .. says Pistol Pete.

Furphy Tayor’s been cleared! Thats right, Pistol Pete’s cops say there’s no point in investigating just where he got the forged docs from, or in fact, even bothering to find out if there may be some dirty little squad of parliamentary secretaries, lying lefties or, perhaps, even a king’s butler or two, shimmying about and falsifying public information. This must be a welcome relief for Furphy … rather tiresome having to keep one’s hands up above the table for all…

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When Do as Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law, or, On the Infallibility of LNP Ministers.

When Do as Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law, or, On the Infallibility of LNP Ministers.

“If I must not trust the conclusions of reason relative to the intrinsic value of things, why trust to your reasons in favour of the benefit of being deceived? If I must reject the dictates of reason in one point, there can be no possible cause why I should adopt them in another.” – William Godwin. They didn’t sign up for any code of conduct standard, Mr Bowen. They’re the King’s ministers and as Pistol Pete says, ministers rule by…

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Want Drone Free Skies? Buy a Catapult.

Want Drone Free Skies? Buy a Catapult.

“No wisdom greater than an elected MP!” So says the King … Bridg, being an MP, has operated in the highest of all interests – her own. Her own being of course, the interests of her party … which is after all what really matters. The King says that MPs, politicians, are so very much better at judging just who it is that public money should be doled out to than any democratically misguided panel of supposed experts. These ‘experts’…

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