Well, only another week for us all to enjoy living like the king. I s’pose we can expect to be bombarded with all these sob stories; our starving refugees and captive backpackers; those millions who’ve been finding out how those of us who are criminally unemployed, sick, injured or just plain old old, survive on a king’s kid’s pocket money. Millions, suddenly going to be relieved of their social burden and thrown back into proper pay at their old jobs … Hooray! And, we’re going to be allowed to move freely about as in a democracy … yes! We can turn off the Govs watcher apps, go to the beach and play cricket. Ah, Cricket who’d a ever thought that us Aussies wouldn’t be allowed to play Cricket!

Yep, folks its over. Yep – Free to exercise democracy, take our own risks. To march, and rally, and protest our causes, to poison our rivers and our reefs … Though, we must spare a thought for our professional representatives … Such a relief it must be to get off their backsides and their JobKeeper stipends and back to a proper wage. All this time having to send out bounce back emails, using Covid as an excuse for not being able to answer our questions, now, they can get back to real work and ditch the idiot king’s unconstitutional cabinet. Joy!

Have to admit I’m excited. I’m expecting a myriad of relies to my questions – some of which have even been legitimate and meaningful. Yes, its been tough for our Polies, attempting to do all that stuff we pay them for on only $750 a week but, back to $200k+ … we should start to see them doing their job … At last. I’ve noticed too, that the wild pigs are all flying south for their summer vacations … Don’t ya love the season?

Ah, demockracy … Almost as good as a compliance order … Almost as good as Christmas … almost.

“Politics is the art of transferring the contents of ones opponents pockets to those of ones supporters.” – Dean Inge.