C’mon man this King of ours ain’t no Trump-lite. Trumps ‘Mister Honest Don’ compared to our Shnotty.

If our King was King of the US of A, that place would be in full rebellion by now. They’ve got a Constitution to protect and a Bill of Rights with which to protect it!. If our King was their King he’d a bin shot not merely impeached. They’re not allowed to mix religion with politics and Our Don certainly isn’t shoving his fake Christian Gods down the throats of the common people over there. Compared to our Shire King, Trumps a paragon of honesty. At least with old Willing Don you get what you knew you were going to get. Our King is the paragon of dissembling hypocrisy – thank his good and gracious gods he don’t have his hands on any nuclear triggers, look at the mess he’s creating with his coal, his miracles and his thugs in this Lucky Country without nuclear weaponry.

Though, I don’t reckon its going to be too long before he offers up our pristine shores as a place for Willing Don to point his nuclear arsenal from … Mark my words, they weren’t just talking State Security, Turkish Tobacco, cardboard boxes and Au Pairs over there on the White House carpet. They were talking New Worlds and Order.

And speaking of New Worlds and Order … I do hope the kids are going to ignore all Anna P’s, Too Busy Gladys’ and Christ Porters new laws – I know, I know, its a joke to call them laws, but hey, that’s what they like to refer to them as … unconstitutional directives is more to the point. I wonder when the kids are going to tweak to it that they’re never going to be allowed to do anything about their climate concerns until they make a new constitution – and they’re going to need a Bill of Rights to do that.

And … I see that the Charity Organisations has managed to do a job that the Kings Men haven’t been able to do; they’ve actually counted the number of jobs (that is, things someone will pay you to do) and the number of people who fight for those jobs … now I’m sure that one of the previous clowns for society’s security has done this, but that’s the problem with this King’s Merry Go Round – just as one of them gets to the point where they may get something done, the King swaps them around with another mimp .. who has to start it all over again. And, if they do manage to actually get one of their publically paid for jobs done then the files are confiscated by Pistol Pete and buried in the Fog of Not in His Interest.

Which reminds me, Ms Kenneally was pestering Dirty Dutton for some of the files our constitution does say he’s supposed to provide to us; did she ever get hold of them? I see that she declined to take her constitutional briefing from Pistol Pete this week, well, I’m not surprised, can you imagine the sort of bullying rants she gets locked up in an office for a hour or so with that thug?

Still, its a beautiful day … ain’t it? And the Kings got his church praying for rain – again! Don’t be surprised if we end up with 40 days and 40 nights of it …

“Methinks it puts me in mind of two Cheats that must pretend to fight, yet are glad that any will interpose, and yet they rage desperately to make the Croud bigger, that their third fellow may the better cut a purse.” – John Harris.