‘Sick people’ – slipped up here, they mean criminals – on Manus Island and Nauru will be sent to Christmas Island, not the mainland, under new medevac laws, so the minister of fear and loathing says. This seems a bit rich, a bit of a waste of cash, isn’t the mainland closer? Pistol Pete’s pretty free with the Kings cash these days, he must have one hell of a stash fenced off on one of his pristine white beaches.

Pete, here’s another call for the Kings cash …

“The Nauruan government has also passed laws banning medical transfers based on telehealth assessments, threatening to derail the system and potentially breaking international law, according to human rights lawyers.” – They want to keep the cash flowing, eh Pete – its your slippery slope after all!

Christ, another golden spanner in the works. Aren’t we paying Nauru and Papua New Guinea enough of the King’s bucks to abuse our refugees in the best interests of us Australians already, shouldn’t they be the ones launching little boats our into the wide blue seas to hunt down these prospective cash-cows? Sure, sure, we supply the little boats – our Kings a boat expert .. he knows boats – and we supply ‘potential’ medical care. Potential, I say, because the truth is were not going to supply anything to these pedaphile Muslim socialists. Not using the Kings cash anyhow, and boy, does he resent having to spend any of his cash on anything resembling a true Aussie value. On foreign prisons, sure, thats value for money, thats good use of his dosh, he says. This being the case, I’d now expect our paid gaolers to start making raids on foreign shores as a way to collect cash from our King. What’s a sick black refugee worth to our King these days? They obviously increase in value the longer one keeps them.

Them’s the breaks he says (the King), you idiots elected me in the first place. No, Shnotty, us idiots elected Tough Tony. Your New Guard appointed you against the wishes of the Australian people .. even those few ignoramuses who actually support the neoLibNats didn’t have a say in your ‘appointment’. A mandate of contempt you served them .. a corruption of both Aussie and Democratic values for the narrow benefit of the Corporative World and your visions of a noble Fascist future.

Fear, oh King, fear, fear’s not an old fashioned Aussie value. Courage is. That’s why so many of us have lost our lives fighting other countries wars – because courage, honestly and humanity are true Aussie values, and its not ok by us for you to use our tortured refugees as a target of fear and ignorance in aid of your Fascist future. It, unfortunately oh King, smacks of transparent corruption.

Speaking of corruption, I hear Porter’s finally come up with a few concrete facts about our refugees – shame we couldn’t have discovered these facts 5 years ago – he says, they’re all criminals, pedaphiles and rapists .. says, some of them ‘may’ even be murderers, some ‘may’ even be guilty of corruption! My Lord, if only we’d known. Lord, thank you for our Westminster Justice System.

Corruption. I’ve been researching Australian Values of Corruption .. and, yes, most definitely Christ’s on top of it. If theres a man in the Kings cabinet who knows corruption, its the Attorney General. Problem is for some reason he’s not able to explain corruption to us, can’t get his pointed little head around the nuances .. still, if the public aren’t going to press him on it, s’pose he’ll let it slide .. add it to all the other slippery slopes and continue to collect his cash.

Gee, we could save alot of the King’s cash if we could only find a way to get our representatives signatures on a copy of the Fitzgerald Principles .. so simple .. and a great saving to the Economy too. No more Royal Commissions. Problem is, we’d then have to start reopening gaols to hold all the King’s men .. and his couple of women. Just as expensive? Yes, probably, but a hell of a lot safer for the countries future.

” Come now, you wealthy ones, weep and howl for the miseries that are about to come upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and the venom within them shall be a witness against you; it shall eat your flesh as though it were fire ” (James 5:3,5)