If our elected government is ‘suddenly preparing for an influx of refugees’ requiring a medical transfer from our island prisons, then doesn’t that mean that they, our government of wisdom, KNOW that most of these refugees are sick and have been requiring medical treatment for some time?

Christ says, “The assessment that would be required to see their suitability on security and criminal grounds for entry into Australia wasn’t conducted, is being conducted now,” he told Insiders, and somehow this truth has slipped out to us.

What? After 5 years – Disgraceful. And here we are, us, a free democratic people, believing that of course everything the government professes regarding the criminality of our refugees is true – it must be, otherwise its not possible that we could have held them prisoner on our islands for so long without a trial. That would surely be illegal, would it not?

Porter says, that with the people of Australia now demanding some common sense, humanity and (you can hear his sighs ..), transparency of process .. and the fact that we have slightly curtailed the draconian power of ‘ministerial descretion’ is going to force him and his Fascist muppets to invent more expensive spanners to throw into the cogs of democratic process. He says, “We already have significant red flags on these types of character issues over dozens of them”. ?? How come? If we haven’t bothered to access these people through all these 5 long years of torture – ours and theirs – then why bother doing it now? By now we’ve completed fucked their minds and their physical health .. and now State Security want to have a look, do an assessment to see if they are good enough to be allowed into our Ugly Country. Do they have what it takes to be a human of true Aussie value?

Once we all find out just what these ‘true Aussie values’ actually are, I’d expect that the job would get a little easier. As it is, its hard not to believe that the King’s attempting to judge them on his ‘values’ which … Well, let’s face it, they can’t agree on what corruption means so its no surprise they haven’t been able to assess these criminals in these 5 .. long .. years.

Well, they’ve certainly had a go. They’ve had a crack, so I’d suppose that from the Kings point of view they’ve scored at least one big point. But then they lose that point for not ‘getting a fair go’. All arse over tit eh?

Can’t wait to see the Kings new tourism vid .. perhaps us Aussies can get a decent look at our refugees, you know, do an assessment – I’m assuming they’re the extras in the clip? You’d think the Kings Cretins would have better things to do with our money than make threatening deceitful film clips for the benefit of sailors all around the world. Thank God our cash is finally in safe hands.

“Its a funny sort of medicine that does away with the principal function! Another doctor I saw could think of no consolation but to tell me I was hysterical. Don’t you think its wonderful, the elastic use of those portentous words designed to hide our ignorance of things? – Baudelaire.