Lord, the words men must die for. Must we really be lied to so continuously? What is it with this mob of neoLibNats and the English Language? Why can they not answer any of our questions? Is it possible that they don’t have the answers or does one just get the impression that their answers, like their obfuscation and their corruption of our values is unacceptable to the vast majority of Australians?

Can you imagine Christ Porter, Pistol Pete and the King all in a box discussing therapy. Can we imagine that they discuss truth? What a discussion that would be. Truth that satisfies corruption .. except for now we havent been able to come up with a definition of corruption that will satisfy the mores of the Kings Men. No matter, its not our job .. its God’s.

Dreamt last night that there were a thousand little boats all loaded with pedaphile Muslim terrorists headed our way .. or was that what Pete told me was happening? Thats the problem with my drugs .. can’t get them tested. Pete said too, that our Pacific Resorts were crowded with pedaphiles, murderers and socialists – must say they’re starting to sound quite nice, perhaps thats Pete’s forte .. tourism, sellin’ the dream. However, my concern is that they havent been tried. That they havent had recourse to our Justice System. That Pistol Pete appears to be the only human qualified to run his fingers through their souls on our behalf.

And now, now some lefty leaning illegal communist representatives of the Australian people have said that, as Pete’s not a doctor, we would like to have a doctor check out his tourists every now and again – just to ensure that their torture isn’t getting excessive .. pre trial and all. We’ve gotta remember Petes a cop and they do have rather narrow minds and a blinkered view of our evil world and, for our own good, they like to keep us simply ill-informed. No matter. The King said, “We shall simply ignore it!” Good policy. Doubt whether Pistol Pete needed the Kings okay to ignore the wishes of the Australian people – that’s his policy.

Pete says its dangerous to allow humanity and compassion to cross the borders of his Lucky Country. Says – because were being duped by communists (he’s had four under his bed already this week) – he will simply ignore it .. no way he’s waking up to beaches littered with little foreign children and having to chase camouflaged Armani suited murderers all the way to Ularu. Says, regardless of what we think we want – Democracy – he will continue to ignore us. Says, he will clean Australia up for us and give us a good solid police state built on good solid police state values. Shit man, we wont even need elections then. He has visions this man.

Lying? Thats a great value for a LNP official, and once Christ and the King can sort out this silly little issue of the definition of corruption, which they will ignore anyway … She’ll be sweet. Anyway lyings not about corruption, its about safety and economy.

” … we have no hesitation that the proceedings of yesterday constitute a great epoch in the history of Australia. The time is going past, and will shortly be forgotten, when it seemed a sort of settled thing that the government should be in a condition of continuous antagonism with the people.” The Argus August 1853.