I don’t think that I share a single value with the King or any of his Merry Men. In fact I’d be damned ashamed of myself as an Australian if I did.

Of course we don’t actually know what these values, these fair dinkum Aussie values, the King and his buffoons hold and on which they judge other Australians to be unfit to be Australians actually are. On the surface of it you’d have to think that just being a person who would not give them their vote would be enough. That couldn’t happen here of course. It would equate this noble Christian land with Apartheid South Africa.

With an election coming up I suppose we can expect a mass Deportation of undesirables … We are going to get an election aren’t we? Perhaps when Pistol Pete, Mousy Coleman and Christ are finished we won’t need one after all?

Still, as im staying, I’d love to know just what the values are I’m supposed to be upholding. Would help me cast the appropriate vote should an election become necessary.

Can I keep my Archie Roach, my Ned Kelly and my Lionel Rose tatoo? Is this taboo? Can I keep my Muhammad Ali posters? And my Union membership and my BWU flag .. with these what shall I do?

Dear King I go to church but there we talk about your Jesus and read your Gospels and your Bible too. So why, Oh great and just King do you judge us ordinary folk on hidden values and why, oh Great and so wise King do you let your goons so loose upon us? We pay our tax we drink our beer we eat our pies .. its true we don’t much like your Rugby League and we still have our own minds, but King, you hurt us all with your godly rule.

“Despotism is a state of mind; a state of internal worry, and terror and fear – a perpetual concern of censorship and spiritual containment – its a system of rule as opposed to government.”