The King’s been out at the Cricket spreading his corruptions … Lord, can’t we just keep him at the Rugby League?

I see he’s made us a gift of 40 nurses out of the money him and his men have stolen from us and hoarded away over the previous couple of years. He says that he can afford to do this because we’ve been good and paid our taxes .. because him and his thieves have invested their dosh in the tried and true method of Dribble Down Economics – God bless him.

The King says that Billy Boy’s Crew wouldn’t have been able to do this, to afford a gift of 40 nurses. Once again I stumble through the Mathematics …

Wouldn’t we have paid our taxes just the same under the rule of King Billy? In fact, wouldwou there have been a bit more treasure in the pot under King Billy as the Corporatives may have been made to pay their share? Perhaps we would have had these nurses earlier instead of having to wait to receive them as a royal gift? Where does our current King keep pulling all this dosh out from .. he keeps telling us that we can’t afford it, that we don’t have any?

He certainly doesn’t get it from his Corporative pals because he doesn’t charge them, and he pours an awful lot of our money into foreign gaols in what he maintains is in our best interests. Where does the King get all this extra dosh? I suppose he’s not spending it on onshore prisons, on our Health our Welfare or our Education. He spends an awful lot on ministerial perks, battleships and jet fighters and of course, the Security of his Estate … I guess he’s fiddling with the interest, or is it our interests?

It’s Charity. We get to pay for the things that make life worth living – Health Services, Welfare Equity and Equal Education – through the generosity of our own hearts .. on top of the taxes we pay to the King. It’s a nice Christian sentiment and we can take his word that he’s investing our hoarded taxes in the things that count .. in the right type of securities for his ideological future …

But please Oh Great and Mighty Lord keep him away from our Cricket!

‘Do you with you acts of favouritism toward the rich really believe in Jesus? … For if you show favouritism, you commit sin and are exposed as a transgressor of the law’. – (James 2:1,9)