The greatest specimen of Australian manhood since .. since, since well, Tony Abbott – King Shnot. He couldn’t be a better representative of the Liberal Party or a better showcase for Aussie Values. A true blue crusader.

He’s a master of the dirty trick but should they be at our expense? He’s going to deliver you a surplus budget which is no surprise since he’s refused to spend any of it. And he’s learnt to fudge the process and bludge in parliament … Can he keep proroguing parliament to protect his job? Well, nothing gets done in there while it’s recessed (not that anything important, in the best interests of our country, has been done since his mob took over) .. so his job protection comes at our expense and I’m going to suppose that he’s going to want to draw his salary too, so he’s going to have to raid the coffers. This hasn’t been a problem for his band of thieves through 2018. But …

Let’s quickly remember that King Charles I prorogued his parliament for nearly 11 years. Of course he had to enforce a whole graft of new taxes through Royal Decree and ministerial discretion and he did have a willing army behind him to enforce his illegality. True, it wasn’t deemed illegal back then .. but it did kick start a popular discontent with his bullying processes and it did kick start modern Democracy.

So, 11 years? Not likely. We’ve already tasted democracy and it’s not likely our army is going to stand up behind him no matter how much he cultivates his Mussolini Complex. Our army are honourable soldiers not gangsters. But he’s going to run out of cash .. not his own hoard, I’d expect he’s squirreled enough of that away in some dark closet already. But unlike old King Charles he’s been using ours to pay his thugs and numbers men. And since, well I’m sure, that they’ve squirreled something more than they fair share of our dosh away too, his boys and gals are gunna want a few dollars more for their support especially if their only thought next year is the protection of their jobs in our interest.

I reckon he’s going to come straight back from his holidays and call am election, yes I do. Not much more he can do really. I dont think his boys .- sorry girls but there may not be many of your fair sex left in his club by then – don’t want to find that their Fair Dinkum values don’t meet the test of true Aussie character. They’re going to walk into a mess and they don’t have enough time to either convince or intimidate us into a belief in magick. Sure sure some of us believe .. but unless Pistol Pete & Christ have spent their summers conjuring up some sort of terrorist or pedophile emergency, I think he’s going to risk going to the polls. Keeps parliament shut down for a few more weeks, keeps our bucks flowing into his pockets.

So, I reckon an election early March .. the ides, perhaps .. he only has to catch 60% of us half asleep.

Better get our shit together, those Aussies who havent already been disenfranchised by his boys shenanigans better get themselves on the voting roles early in the new year – won’t be time otherwise. He’s not going to want too many uneducated and unruly youngsters getting a say and if the neoLibNats do win then you may never get a vote again.

“A person picked out to be a King either via hereditary means, or minority election by a minority, can both be said to hold their crowns in contempt of the choice of the people.” – Godwin