What do you do when you find a law that’s on your side? You exploit it! A wobbly old fella reeled into the Narrabri Info Shack on Sunday morning, he’d been expelled from the Wee Waa Showground – apparently because the kids needed it for their kids little Pony Club and sick wobbly old single men are considered to be a danger to the kids these days. I was waiting to see if I could exchange an old book for…
One of the consequences of getting in early and picking a nice secluded spot away from the noise and bustle in the world of free camping is no matter how hard you try not to, you must share. And no matter how small and secluded and away from the the moving city your spot is, if the moving city likes the look of your spot then the moving city is coming over to join you. It’s an exercise in sharing….
Well here I go again, pissing into the wind while it cries Mary to me – Clare Mary (not her real name of course). I am busy, all boxed up, kangaroos waiting to be shot in the corn. But my, hasnt Suicide Radio been fun the past coupla days? Have you ever noticed how much King Shnot – in his publicity shots – looks like Benito Mussolini? Do you think he tries for this look? I’m deciding whether I am…
“They’re just using their numbers to play politics.” Ahh, to use a standard phrase of Miss Mandy’s, ..’ well hello, durr!’ … Ain’t that the name of the game these days? How is it we can accept this sort of ignorance from these neo-liberal cretins? No wonder our children are so heartless, so disinterested in what’s going on in the world. This claptrap is the neoLibs answer to the fact that a parliamentary ethics committee ‘apparently’ made up of Greens…
Gladys B. sees eye to eye with Shnotty & Pistol Pete. ‘Shut it down! Shut it down forever! ..’ . Thats the way, ban everything you dont understand or that just may be considered a progressive liberating experience. Shnotty says, ‘ No bullying, no intimidation in the Federal neoLibs. Not up here in the my Holy House anyway’. By the time his fools step up to collect their cheques, well, ‘ all the bullyings been done & dusted by then’,…
Shnotty’s doing a Royal Commission into Aged-Care .. tosser that he is. Says we’d better steel ourselves for some pretty disturbing findings particularly about non-compliance. Damned sure we will – non-compliance of his government with the wishes of the people for one. Says he needs to find out if he can afford old people – says we can’t, but is finding that old people dont seem to want to comply with his vision of the future. Surely he must realise…
!Swap OUR refugees for NZ water! Now this is a good idea – NZ has plenty of Environmental Water and it’ll prevent Barney & his Boys from stealing our water … Again. Swap is probably not the right word .. we could get NZ to sell it to us. One of our refugees and $1 million for a swimming pool full of NZ water. Its a better deal than we got from Cambodia where we has to pay them $6…
Trust me! A new directive from Obfuscotty. Says, No Questions on anything that the public ‘thinks’ they need to know. Thinking you need to know and actually needing to know are not the same .. trust me, he says! Trust me, I’m in charge now, Pistol Pete’s an angel & no one has ever said the neoLibs were a democratic party .. trust me. He appears to believe we should trust him. Why? I havent looked, has he signed the…
Frydenburg, our neo deputy king, is not worried about any bullying .. doesn’t happen in the neoLibs, all the chicks are lying. And anyway, if it did happen it wouldn’t be any of our business and they will handle it behind closed doors like the neoLibs always do. Don’t you worry about Union Jack tie pins, sexual quotas, fear of law etc, in fact you just leave it to them, everything. And the roses, Scotty, they’re real? Why indeed. Obfuscotty…
Scotty, I hear, is close to God. Which is excellent for Australia! He’s helping us ” to work longer … If that’s what they (we) choose to do!” He’s close to God. He’s generously offered not to ‘increase’ the obligatory term of a life’s work. But, he’s giving all the old sick and injured Australians carrots to peel – make it look like they’re doing something important, for the boys back at the club. S’pose he’d better get on with…